Wow, I hate you more than ever, Jon. Here’s your latest douchey quote regarding “Creamy White Cheese Sauce” Pacheco and his assertion that you called him off the ball (Soccer by Ives):

So who was to blame? When asked if Conway called for the ball, the keeper said “I’ve got to look over it, view it, see what the situation was. I have to look at it this week.”

So despite that your teammate and MOST OF US IN SECTION 105 heard you call him off the ball, you can’t take responsibility for your shitty decision? You won’t take responsibility for any of your bad choices, will you? I am tired of this story, Jon. I want to like you, to embrace the whole team, but you really, really fuck up a lot. You’re the Guillermo Mota of NY/NJ area soccer: NO LEAD IS SAFE WITH YOU. Last year, we were lead to believe that it was Cichero, no Jimenez, no, it was Boyens or Parke, right? Even once JCO is canned because he’s biting on the big one, you’ll still be around, being mediocre and making mediocre choices that cost us points.

You make a big save once in a while. That’s great. Some of those are due to your inability to field crosses or set walls properly – seventh grade shit. Try coming up big when it matters, win something. Lead us somewhere. Stop quitting in the 89th minute.

So, in our most important game of the season, we played terrible. Great. That was an embarrassing effort that resulted in a 5-2 loss. It didn’t matter who was in goal tonight, although, Mike Richter might have been the best option for us.

Basically, we stink. I can’t figure out if I even want us to make the playoffs at this point because we really, really played terrible. This isn’t Conway’s fault or Parke’s fault or Cepero’s fault (he’s faultless in this entire mess and could have done NOTHING about this team’s performance before these last two games and I would argue he couldn’t have done anything about tonight either), or Agoos or anyone but Bruce effing Arena.

Yes, this douche:

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