If I was ever granted to do much more than ruin Jon Conway’s life (note: I am referring to the third result on Google being this very site, not like I actually did anything to the guy, like put Androstendione or Boldenone in his wheatgrass), I think I would do the above. Not sure how I would pull that off, but it would be worth it.

Mark your calendars, IHJC fans. Conway and the Chicago Fire will be back in town on August 13th. Get your tickets now! We’ve got Metro Playoff Fever!

Yeah, O-SORRY-O and JC gotta go. No wings being played against a team that attacks on the wing (Colorado)? Two crosses played to the far post (at the far post!) that are headed in for goals?

I know playing for Red Bull must be terrible, but if Erik Stover thinks JCO deserves a chance to right this ship, he’s sadly mistaken. We are BAAAAAAAAAAAAD and if you wonder why only 10K people managed to show up to watch this terrible game, you are effing really clueless.