I Hate Jon Conway » gaspar http://ihatejonconway.com Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World. I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan. Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:01:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Cartwheeling Keepers! http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/11/13/cartwheeling-keepers/ http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/11/13/cartwheeling-keepers/#comments Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:11:27 +0000 Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=345

The Univ. of Stony Brook Men’s Soccer team advanced to the America East Championship game over Hartford by a score of 3-2 in a penalty shootout. That’s not the cool part.

I actually know Dan Gaspar, Univ. of Hartford coach, but his keeper is a total weirdo for his cartwheel trick. Just saying that my tricks with blades of grass and my “Laurel and Hardy routine” were far better than this is. Word.

[Stony Brook v. Hartford Men’s Soccer Semifinal Shootout aka Cartwheel Guys h/t The Original Winger]

]]> http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/11/13/cartwheeling-keepers/feed/ 0 Nice Job on the Cross Tonight… http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/10/nice-job-on-the-cross-tonight/ http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/10/nice-job-on-the-cross-tonight/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:48:48 +0000 Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=58 Really, you did such a nice job on that goal, I almost forgot that you got scored upon. No worries, Jon, you played hard, you only cost us 3 points with your lack of game maintenance and inability to clear crosses.

You’re just really terrible and that goal wouldn’t have been scored if you had come out and played the cross, you dumbass. Please, take lessons from Gaspar or Machnik or someone other than Des this offseason, cuz you obviously aren’t listening.

Jon Conway = the suck.

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