The Univ. of Stony Brook Men’s Soccer team advanced to the America East Championship game over Hartford by a score of 3-2 in a penalty shootout. That’s not the cool part.

I actually know Dan Gaspar, Univ. of Hartford coach, but his keeper is a total weirdo for his cartwheel trick. Just saying that my tricks with blades of grass and my “Laurel and Hardy routine” were far better than this is. Word.

[Stony Brook v. Hartford Men’s Soccer Semifinal Shootout aka Cartwheel Guys h/t The Original Winger]

Really, you did such a nice job on that goal, I almost forgot that you got scored upon. No worries, Jon, you played hard, you only cost us 3 points with your lack of game maintenance and inability to clear crosses.

You’re just really terrible and that goal wouldn’t have been scored if you had come out and played the cross, you dumbass. Please, take lessons from Gaspar or Machnik or someone other than Des this offseason, cuz you obviously aren’t listening.

Jon Conway = the suck.