This guy’s life = better than yours, Jon Conway. Also, I know you’re mad and probably found your way into a suit of “Hans Backe” skin, but letting go of Danny Cepero like that was bogus. Oh well.

That being said, enjoy that rad clip of “world renowned freerunner Ryan Doyle” treating RBA as his own personal playground.

Well, that’s hilarious. Seriously, that ball took a hop worse than RBNY’s Danny Cepero‘s, so I really think we can stop focusing on this “once in a lifetime” thing. Poor keeper, though.

Last season, our precious Danny wasn’t granted his rightfully earned Goal of the Week for his 81-yard blast into the net, the first for an MLS keeper. In order to make it up to him, let’s all vote his amazing save against “The Wookie” Dan Dichio as MLS’ Save of the Week, mmm kay?

Go here and vote now, he’s currently in 2nd with 23% of the vote! (edit: as of 3:25 PM ET, Danny’s in the lead with 26% of the vote, but it’s close…keep spreading the word!)

(Update: 6/18 – 4 PM ET)

Eff yeah, our little Danny got the call-up to the big leagues. I didn’t see any mention of Jon Conway on this list, must be that he’s a big ol’ ugly troll.

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From the article:

Cosmo Girl: KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE?

Cepero: Absolutely necessary. [Cosmo Girl]

You go, Danny. Slip that lucky lady your golden tongue.

Yesterday, RBNY lost veteran defender Jeff Parke to the Seattle Sounders. This made some people sad, but I wasn’t among them because, frankly, I am still bummed about the MLS Cup loss.

On Wednesday, the Red Bulls lost defender Jeff Parke (No. 2 on the club’s career list of most games played in the regular season with 132) to the Seattle Sounders in Major League Soccer’s expansion draft.

Then in the waiver draft, the club reacquired Mike Petke (No. 1 on the club’s games played list with 134) from the Colorado Rapids.

Parke, 26, one of team’s most reliable and inexpensive defenders since he was drafted 60th over all in the 2004 M.L.S. draft, is serving a 10-game suspension after violating the league’s substance-abuse policy. (Goalkeeper Jon Conway was also suspended with Parke and both missed the team’s run to the league championship game last Sunday.) Parke earned a shade more than $58,000 last season and Seattle will need to negotiate a new pact with Parke, whose contract has expired.

[New York Times Goal Blog]

Ugh. So how did we make up for this? We re-signed Mike Petke! Yay us. Boo Jeff Parke.

(Honestly, after the suspension of Parke and Conway for use of performance-enhancing drugs, I never bagged on Parke because he issued a statement. That illustrated a bit more regret than Conway’s lack of ANY statement. Eff Conway, and we’ll miss you Jeff Parke.)

In a week with only three games to choose from, “Great” Dane Richards was selected as MLS Player of the Week for his heroics in Houston yesterday. The midfielder, in case you weren’t watching the Red Bulls bounce the two-time defending champions from the playoffs, has a goal, an assist and also set up the second goal (a PK) with his cross that was handled in the box.

Playing in 23 games this season, Richards has tallied a career-high in goals with three to go along with a team-high six assists in 2008. He played the full 90 minutes against Houston the first leg of the teams’ playoff series. The speedy winger from Montego Bay, Jamaica, was acquired by the Red Bulls in the 2007 MLS SuperDraft after he was selected in the second round (19th overall) from Clemson University. Richards joins Angel (Week 20) as the only Red Bulls named MLS Player of the Week in 2008.

[MetroFanatic]

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Yeah, Danny Cepero might be my favorite player at the moment (and has been in the running this entire season, despite his lack of playing time) so I really would like to see the dude win Sierra Mist’s Goal of the Week. Head over the to MLS site and vote so that this dude gets the FULL credit for his awesome performance.

Go, please, vote: Sierra Mist Goal of the Week. The picture above is him as a wee undergrad at UPenn. Who would think that that guy would grow up to be the most blogged about goalkeeper in America? Not I. Hook the dude up and vote.

Red Bulls Reader got up their video of Danny Cepero’s pie face after the game, courtesy of Andrew Boyens. Here’s the clip:

Good goal, Cep-HERO!

It was a great debut by RBNY goalkeeper Danny Cepero and his strong handling of the match surely earned him the respect of all the 18K+ in attendance last night…then he scored THIS goal

Best debut in MLS history? No question. God Bless Danny Cepero. We still have a shot at the playoffs.

Got a great sign that I have to share. We have fans!

Update: Red Bulls goalkeeper Danny Cepero scored from 80 yards! My life is complete.

Update: In the Corner Pub celebrating a great 3-1 NY win. Good to see so many people out to celebrate the season. The fan event before Halloween should be fun too.