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After a string of losses and a sudden inability to create anything substantial offensively, Red Bull New York rebounded yesterday with a 3-1 win over Italian Serie A great, Juventus. Granted, according to David Trezeguet, “these matches count for little,” it was still a great day of soccer from both the Italian side and our own Bulls (who I only call the “Pink Cows” when they can’t seem to effing score or play like arse).

Greg Sutton was solid in goal, making the saves required of him and despite the late Amauri goal, he was pretty good. We’ll obviously be seeing him again on Wednesday in the US Open Cup match against Colorado, so hopefully the team we fielded Sunday will be back in front of him.

While Conor Chinn was Man of the Match, it should be noted that Irvinho (you people can call him Irving Garcia, but this kid is a beast!), played another bonkers game. He’s earned some starts in league play and maybe bringing Dane Richards off the bench as a super sub might be the boost we need right now.

In a week with only three games to choose from, “Great” Dane Richards was selected as MLS Player of the Week for his heroics in Houston yesterday. The midfielder, in case you weren’t watching the Red Bulls bounce the two-time defending champions from the playoffs, has a goal, an assist and also set up the second goal (a PK) with his cross that was handled in the box.

Playing in 23 games this season, Richards has tallied a career-high in goals with three to go along with a team-high six assists in 2008. He played the full 90 minutes against Houston the first leg of the teams’ playoff series. The speedy winger from Montego Bay, Jamaica, was acquired by the Red Bulls in the 2007 MLS SuperDraft after he was selected in the second round (19th overall) from Clemson University. Richards joins Angel (Week 20) as the only Red Bulls named MLS Player of the Week in 2008.

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Basically, he PWNED the Dynamo. My heart goes out to those very nice Dynamo fans that showed up in Jersey last week to support their team (as they were very nice), but seriously, that ugly style you’ve paraded around as “soccer” since your first title? Yeah, we’re over that.

In other news, Jon Conway still sucks, but at least people are finally getting to see what I was saying about our dude, Danny “Cep-HERO” Cepero, all season long. Goalkeeping FTW~!

That bit of nonsense aside, we advance to face a very talented Real Salt Lake in the Western (please don’t ask!) Conference finals that will see the winner taking on either Chicago or Columbus. If we are somehow able to keep this run of play going a bit longer, those are BOTH very entertaining storylines for the MLS Cup.

RBNY have a very tough task ahead of them.