I have to say as a true Manchester United hater, this goal by Robben looks even cooler in Lego form. Ha. Take that.

Also, still hate Jon Conway. Just wanted to put that out there.

Sounds preposterous, right? Well, you would be dead wrong.

German goalie Jens Lehman really needed a potty break during Stuttgart’s Champions League match with Unirea Urziceni on Wednesday night.

So he ducked behind some advertising boards and went to the bathroom right in the middle of the match, which they won 3-1. [via]

Guess you could say that they opponents scared the piss out him. Hahahahahah ha.

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I had to do that once, but it was in college and there were no boards. Embarrassing story.