Comments for I Hate Jon Conway http://ihatejonconway.com Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World. I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan. Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:17:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Comment on The Con Man Attacks in Toronto by Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/10/16/the-con-man-attacks-in-toronto/comment-page-1/#comment-1886 Shawn M. Smith Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:17:49 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=533#comment-1886 Agreed. Dude's a bum :P Agreed. Dude’s a bum :P

]]> Comment on Cepero Selected by Cosmo Girl as “Hot Soccer Guy” by Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/04/24/cepero-selected-by-cosmo-girl-as-hot-soccer-guy/comment-page-1/#comment-1885 Shawn M. Smith Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:17:35 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=255#comment-1885 Glad to hear you think that Jon Conway is an ugly beast. He may be among the league's TALLEST players, but he's not much on the eyes. Glad to hear you think that Jon Conway is an ugly beast. He may be among the league’s TALLEST players, but he’s not much on the eyes.

]]> Comment on Cepero Selected by Cosmo Girl as “Hot Soccer Guy” by called.com http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/04/24/cepero-selected-by-cosmo-girl-as-hot-soccer-guy/comment-page-1/#comment-1872 called.com Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:51:39 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=255#comment-1872 Horrible pick! There are so many other great choices they could've gone with (Donovan, Torres, Ronaldo) But as a girl, I can honestly tell you - Conway would never make a 'hot soccer players' list in my book! Horrible pick! There are so many other great choices they could’ve gone with (Donovan, Torres, Ronaldo) But as a girl, I can honestly tell you – Conway would never make a ‘hot soccer players’ list in my book!

]]> Comment on The Con Man Attacks in Toronto by makuta.com http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/10/16/the-con-man-attacks-in-toronto/comment-page-1/#comment-1871 makuta.com Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:48:19 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=533#comment-1871 He's always running his mouth on the field! What else do you expect? He continues to try to cheat even after serving the longest suspension in the league! He’s always running his mouth on the field! What else do you expect? He continues to try to cheat even after serving the longest suspension in the league!

]]> Comment on Keeper Doesn’t Quite “Play ‘Til the Whistle” by I Hate Jon Conway | Another Keeper That Celebrates Too Soon http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/09/10/keeper-doesnt-quite-play-til-the-whistle/comment-page-1/#comment-1802 I Hate Jon Conway | Another Keeper That Celebrates Too Soon Sat, 13 Nov 2010 07:07:35 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=527#comment-1802 [...] We’ve already seen dumb keepers and their dumb, dumb, dumb premature celebrations costing them.... Now, we get to see another “lack of concentration” cost this keeper as well. As was pointed out by the team at Dirty Tackle, “this goalkeeper apparently had a bit of good luck on his side. According to the YouTube user who uploaded the video, his team ended up winning anyway.” [...] [...] We’ve already seen dumb keepers and their dumb, dumb, dumb premature celebrations costing them…. Now, we get to see another “lack of concentration” cost this keeper as well. As was pointed out by the team at Dirty Tackle, “this goalkeeper apparently had a bit of good luck on his side. According to the YouTube user who uploaded the video, his team ended up winning anyway.” [...]

]]> Comment on Cepero’s 80-yard Exclamation Point by I Hate Jon Conway | Must Be a Big Goalkeeping Week? http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/19/ceperos-80-yard-exclamation-point/comment-page-1/#comment-1419 I Hate Jon Conway | Must Be a Big Goalkeeping Week? Sat, 11 Sep 2010 00:51:39 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=86#comment-1419 [...] it’s not as COOL as Danny Cepero’s 80-yard strike, but this was pretty funny too. Great celebration by the keeper. Share and [...] [...] it’s not as COOL as Danny Cepero’s 80-yard strike, but this was pretty funny too. Great celebration by the keeper. Share and [...]

]]> Comment on Lego Keepers are Better Than Conway by Sir Alex http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/04/19/lego-keepers-are-better-than-conway/comment-page-1/#comment-916 Sir Alex Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:57:16 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=424#comment-916 Get this crap out of here Get this crap out of here

]]> Comment on Toronto F(u)C(k) Up My Weekend by Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/05/toronto-fuck-up-my-weekend/comment-page-1/#comment-911 Shawn M. Smith Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:37:18 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=30#comment-911 Jim, relax. If Jon had any sense of humor, he'd be happy to see that anyone was talking about him. Also, I could hold Jon's shoelaces if I wanted to, that's a silly argument. You have no idea who I am or was, you just know Jon. If I said that "Jon couldn't hold my keyboard" because I run a bunch of sites and he can't even figure out how to email somebody, wouldn't that be dumb. Listen, he cost us 6 points in two matches last year (against NE and DC Scum, respectively) and I was annoyed. His play and confidence obviously suffered. I never thought he would buy into the idea that we hated him, I was waiting for a "ha ha, very funny" email like the other bloggers that run similar sites got. I would love to see him succeed...just not against us. Sorry you've been insulted by the site but, honestly, I have done more offensive stuff in the last 31 years than to worry about that. When I heckle at games, my language is clean. I don't throw trash or smoke bombs and I don't get obliterated (hell, I rarely drink). I'm just interested in spreading the word about soccer in a way different than MetroFanatic or SoccerbyIves or The Original Winger, etc. Jim, relax. If Jon had any sense of humor, he’d be happy to see that anyone was talking about him. Also, I could hold Jon’s shoelaces if I wanted to, that’s a silly argument. You have no idea who I am or was, you just know Jon. If I said that “Jon couldn’t hold my keyboard” because I run a bunch of sites and he can’t even figure out how to email somebody, wouldn’t that be dumb.

Listen, he cost us 6 points in two matches last year (against NE and DC Scum, respectively) and I was annoyed. His play and confidence obviously suffered. I never thought he would buy into the idea that we hated him, I was waiting for a “ha ha, very funny” email like the other bloggers that run similar sites got.

I would love to see him succeed…just not against us. Sorry you’ve been insulted by the site but, honestly, I have done more offensive stuff in the last 31 years than to worry about that. When I heckle at games, my language is clean. I don’t throw trash or smoke bombs and I don’t get obliterated (hell, I rarely drink). I’m just interested in spreading the word about soccer in a way different than MetroFanatic or SoccerbyIves or The Original Winger, etc.

]]> Comment on Just One of Those Thangs… by Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/04/12/just-one-of-those-thangs/comment-page-1/#comment-910 Shawn M. Smith Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:21:21 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=415#comment-910 I will put that on the list of "things that won't happen this year". Seriously. Won't happen. Enjoy your visit to Red Bull Arena. I am going to make your keeper cry ;) I will put that on the list of “things that won’t happen this year”. Seriously. Won’t happen. Enjoy your visit to Red Bull Arena. I am going to make your keeper cry ;)

]]> Comment on Just One of Those Thangs… by Chris Carr http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/04/12/just-one-of-those-thangs/comment-page-1/#comment-900 Chris Carr Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:50:20 +0000 http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=415#comment-900 I can't wait until we walk into your new house smack the hell out of you. Union til I die! I can’t wait until we walk into your new house smack the hell out of you. Union til I die!

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