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	<title>I Hate Jon Conway &#187; Red Bull Misery</title>
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	<description>Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World.  I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan.</description>
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		<title>The Pink Cows Can&#8217;t Score</title>
		<link>http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/05/21/the-pink-cows-cant-score/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 15:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn M. Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo: Getty Images via MLS It&#8217;s tough watching the team struggle like they are. I used to find a way to blame Jon Conway, but right now, we&#8217;re very offensively stagnant and/or unlucky. Despite having the majority of possession, we aren&#8217;t attacking very well and are allowing the opposing teams to fall back into a [...]]]></description>
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<small>Photo: <a href="http://www.newyorkredbulls.com/news/2010/05/possession-chances-not-enough-bulls">Getty Images</a> via MLS</small></center></p>
<p>It&#8217;s tough watching the team struggle like they are.  I used to find a way to blame Jon Conway, but right now, we&#8217;re very offensively stagnant and/or unlucky.  Despite having the majority of possession, we aren&#8217;t attacking very well and are allowing the opposing teams to fall back into a defensive shell.  It&#8217;s ugly footie, frankly.  Last night&#8217;s 3-1 loss only highlights exactly what is wrong with the team: without creative people feeding Angel the ball (Lindpere and Nielsen were both out) we are pretty much a &#8220;bang it long and hope someone flicks it on goal&#8221; sort of team.  </p>
<p>That or we flick it in. Like Salou or, last night, Tony Tchani.</p>
<p>Can Dane develop a &#8220;football mind?&#8221;  I have no idea. Where&#8217;s Jozy when you need him? Thierry Henry might help, but the worst result from last night should have been a draw.  That we also BLED three goals defensively (one 5 minutes after <a href="http://www.soccer.com/ViewProductImages.process?Product_Id=603617">&#8220;Team Glidden&#8221;</a> first scored and the clincher just after we had pulled one back), shows how little composure we have defensively.  That&#8217;s not a skill issue.  Someone needs to step up.</p>
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		<title>Sound-OFF</title>
		<link>http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/05/16/sound-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 16:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn M. Smith</dc:creator>
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		<title>Vote Cepero for Save of the Week</title>
		<link>http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/06/17/vote-cepero-for-save-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn M. Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last season, our precious Danny wasn&#8217;t granted his rightfully earned Goal of the Week for his 81-yard blast into the net, the first for an MLS keeper. In order to make it up to him, let&#8217;s all vote his amazing save against &#8220;The Wookie&#8221; Dan Dichio as MLS&#8217; Save of the Week, mmm kay? Go [...]]]></description>
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<p>Last season, our precious Danny wasn&#8217;t granted his rightfully earned <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0tNcq3SGY">Goal of the Week for his 81-yard blast into the net</a>, the first for an MLS keeper.  In order to make it up to him, let&#8217;s all vote his amazing save against &#8220;The Wookie&#8221; Dan Dichio as MLS&#8217; Save of the Week, mmm kay?</p>
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<p>Go <a href="http://web.mlsnet.com/sights/save_of_the_week/">here and vote now</a>, he&#8217;s currently in <s>2nd with 23%</s> of the vote!  (<em>edit: as of 3:25 PM ET, Danny&#8217;s in the lead with 26% of the vote, but it&#8217;s close&#8230;keep spreading the word!</em>)</p>
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Last Season&#8217;s Great Goal for Danny Cepero</center><br/></p>
<p><em>(Update: 6/18 &#8211; 4 PM ET)</em></p>
<p><center><img src="http://ihatejonconway.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dannysaveotw-300x118.jpg" alt="" title="dannysaveotw" width="300" height="118" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-313" /></center><br/>We did it!  Danny&#8217;s save was Save of the Week!  Nice work, Metro-Bull fans, this is one accolade the &#8220;Pink Cows&#8221; can be proud of this year!</p>
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		<title>New York Red Bulls: Why Are We So Bad This Year?</title>
		<link>http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/06/08/why-are-we-so-bad-this-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn M. Smith</dc:creator>
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		<title>Special Presentation: How to Lose a Season in 12 Games</title>
		<link>http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/05/31/special-presentation-how-to-lose-a-season-in-12-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 14:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn M. Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, O-SORRY-O and JC gotta go. No wings being played against a team that attacks on the wing (Colorado)? Two crosses played to the far post (at the far post!) that are headed in for goals? I know playing for Red Bull must be terrible, but if Erik Stover thinks JCO deserves a chance to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yeah, O-SORRY-O and JC gotta go.  No wings being played against a team that attacks on the wing (Colorado)?  Two crosses played to the far post (at the far post!) that are headed in for goals?  </p>
<p>I know playing for Red Bull must be terrible, but if <a href="http://www.metrofanatic.com/story.jsp?ID=5152">Erik Stover thinks JCO deserves a chance</a> to right this ship, he&#8217;s sadly mistaken.  We are BAAAAAAAAAAAAD and if you wonder why only 10K people managed to show up to watch this terrible game, you are effing really clueless.</p>
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		<title>Ugh&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/23/ugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn M. Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, in our most important game of the season, we played terrible. Great. That was an embarrassing effort that resulted in a 5-2 loss. It didn&#8217;t matter who was in goal tonight, although, Mike Richter might have been the best option for us. Basically, we stink. I can&#8217;t figure out if I even want us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, in our most important game of the season, we played terrible.  Great.  That was an embarrassing effort that resulted in a <a href="http://redbull.newyork.mlsnet.com/scoreboard/game.jsp?match=10232008_NYCHI">5-2 loss</a>.  It didn&#8217;t matter who was in goal tonight, although, Mike Richter might have been the best option for us.</p>
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<p>Basically, we stink.  I can&#8217;t figure out if I even want us to make the playoffs at this point because we really, really played terrible.  This isn&#8217;t Conway&#8217;s fault or Parke&#8217;s fault or Cepero&#8217;s fault (he&#8217;s faultless in this entire mess and could have done NOTHING about this team&#8217;s performance before these last two games and I would argue he couldn&#8217;t have done anything about tonight either), or Agoos or anyone but Bruce effing Arena.</p>
<p>Yes, this douche:</p>
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<p><strong><em>Come finish the article &#8220;after the jump&#8221;</em> </strong><span id="more-111"></span></p>
<p>See, over a year ago, this ass clown blew into NYC promising us a top level club from the ashes of what consistently plays like an expansion franchise.  He got us VDB and Angel (hurrah!) but then brought in a Reyna that was so far past him prime that he was basically a <a href="http://www.gardendecorforyou.com/images/jockey_blue.jpg">lawn jockey</a> on the pitch.  He couldn&#8217;t do anything and he and Bruce were &#8220;fighting&#8221;.  Then Bruce was fighting with management and instead of us building a good, reliable team behind Angel (who deserves as much), he left behind a team that is .500 the last two seasons combined.  Really, we&#8217;re bad.  </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want to see Angel go, but Kandji and Mbuta are green, Leitch is a joke, Boyens and Cichero and Jimenez are band aids as best (they try hard but the problem runs much deeper than this) and we have little to no ability going forward, so we resort to playing everything (and if you watched tonight EVERYTHING was a long ball).  Poor Angel.</p>
<p>JPA, I don&#8217;t want to see you go, but I would totally understand if you were considering a move to Italy with Beckykins.</p>
<p>Gross effort RBNY.  Gross.</p>
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