Sucks to be that kid. At least they got another throw-in out of it.

If you’re a fan of soccer injuries, here’s an amazing (and/or disturbing) look at The Ten Most Horrific Leg Injuries in Soccer History [Betfair]. Damn!

Got a great sign that I have to share. We have fans!

Update: Red Bulls goalkeeper Danny Cepero scored from 80 yards! My life is complete.

Update: In the Corner Pub celebrating a great 3-1 NY win. Good to see so many people out to celebrate the season. The fan event before Halloween should be fun too.

J…Jerk-off
O…Originally a back-up
N…Not very good at crosses

C…Can’t catch a cold
O…Only a mother (or Des and JCO) could love his play
N…Not very intelligent distributing the ball
W…Way overpaid
A…Absolutely the worst keeper at breakaways and crosses in the league
Y…Yes, I Hate Jon Conway.

That’s right, I rule. Anyone else have one?

I am sure of it. As I caught that ball on Saturday night, I know he was watching me. I could feel his douchebaggy eyes on my awesomeness and I knew, yes, this was going to be a brutal night. Jon Conway – you’re a bucket of terrible. You make me want to pull my own eyes out of my head while watching you, and that’s pretty dangerous.

Please. retire. yesterday.

<3,
IHJC

…I will photo-bomb that jerk-off in the Corner Pub.

(For those that might be concerned, “photo-bombing” involves deliberately ruining a photo, your own or someone else’s. I might have to finally take the pic with him. Loser.)

Jon Conway is…the worst keeper in MLS history. Statistics CAN lie. He’s a bonehead.