I Hate Jon Conway » News http://ihatejonconway.com Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World. I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan. Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:18:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Stay Classy, Romania. http://ihatejonconway.com/2011/05/27/stay-classy-romania/ http://ihatejonconway.com/2011/05/27/stay-classy-romania/#comments Fri, 27 May 2011 06:29:50 +0000 Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=554

Who threw the firecracker? Was it Jon Conway? Wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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We’ve already seen dumb keepers and their dumb, dumb, dumb premature celebrations costing themselves a penalty kick save. Now, we get to see another “lack of concentration” cost this keeper as well. As was pointed out by the team at Dirty Tackle, “this goalkeeper apparently had a bit of good luck on his side. According to the YouTube user who uploaded the video, his team ended up winning anyway.”

Lucky bastard.

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“Aston Villa can confirm that Martin O’Neill has resigned as manager of the football club with immediate effect,” the club said in a statement.
“Kevin MacDonald, reserve team manager, has assumed the role of caretaker manager and will prepare the team for the opening Premier League game of the season against West Ham on Saturday at Villa Park.” [O'Neill resigns as Aston Villa manager]

Great. We’re definitely effed now. With the loss of our manager so close to the beginning of the season now, Aston Villa have an even MORE insurmountable challenge in front of us.

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“Um, wuh, that’s not out yet?”

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

To be fair, it was the 5th goal her team allowed. Now you know why: they are stupid. [h/t Deadspin]

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French international and former Arsenal and FC Barcelona superstar, Thierry Henry, will make his MLS debut tonight for our New York Red Bulls tonight in Houston, Texas. After watching him over the past weekend in the Barclays New York Challenge, we ripped Barca off. REALLY. Dude still has so very much to offer and he’s OURS. Take that, LA.

Hopefully, we will get our first taste of how Juan Pablo Angel and Henry will work together up front – let’s predict a result:

Red Bulls 3 – 1 Dynamo

Bam, victory time! (Please forgive the gratuitous, shirtless Henry picture. I <3 it)

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…the Dutch been here for years. Giovanni van Bronckhorst may have hit a screamer against Uruguay in the World Cup semifinals, but it wasn’t his first. Hell, it wasn’t even his first from THAT EXACT SPOT.

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At least I didn’t do it this time, right? Bad officiating, but it’s been an exciting cup so far.

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I won’t post this clip on the front page as it is GRAPHIC, but check it out “after the jump”

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Cute. Clever. Funny.

I still hate him, though.

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Getty Images for Red Bull New York

After a string of losses and a sudden inability to create anything substantial offensively, Red Bull New York rebounded yesterday with a 3-1 win over Italian Serie A great, Juventus. Granted, according to David Trezeguet, “these matches count for little,” it was still a great day of soccer from both the Italian side and our own Bulls (who I only call the “Pink Cows” when they can’t seem to effing score or play like arse).

Greg Sutton was solid in goal, making the saves required of him and despite the late Amauri goal, he was pretty good. We’ll obviously be seeing him again on Wednesday in the US Open Cup match against Colorado, so hopefully the team we fielded Sunday will be back in front of him.

While Conor Chinn was Man of the Match, it should be noted that Irvinho (you people can call him Irving Garcia, but this kid is a beast!), played another bonkers game. He’s earned some starts in league play and maybe bringing Dane Richards off the bench as a super sub might be the boost we need right now.

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