I Hate Jon Conway » He’s a Turtle http://ihatejonconway.com Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World. I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan. Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:18:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Vote Cepero for Save of the Week http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/06/17/vote-cepero-for-save-of-the-week/ http://ihatejonconway.com/2009/06/17/vote-cepero-for-save-of-the-week/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:02:36 +0000 Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=298

Last season, our precious Danny wasn’t granted his rightfully earned Goal of the Week for his 81-yard blast into the net, the first for an MLS keeper. In order to make it up to him, let’s all vote his amazing save against “The Wookie” Dan Dichio as MLS’ Save of the Week, mmm kay?


Go here and vote now, he’s currently in 2nd with 23% of the vote! (edit: as of 3:25 PM ET, Danny’s in the lead with 26% of the vote, but it’s close…keep spreading the word!)



Last Season’s Great Goal for Danny Cepero

(Update: 6/18 – 4 PM ET)


We did it! Danny’s save was Save of the Week! Nice work, Metro-Bull fans, this is one accolade the “Pink Cows” can be proud of this year!

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Click to Photo to find out!

]]> http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/15/what-is-jon-diving-after/feed/ 1 He’s Still Slow Without The Sled http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/06/hes-still-slow-without-the-sled/ http://ihatejonconway.com/2008/10/06/hes-still-slow-without-the-sled/#comments Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:45:53 +0000 Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=33 Saturday night against Toronto F(u)C(k), Jon Conway was miserable in goal, but attempted to distribute the ball quickly and effectively. He’s still a bag of ass, but at least he tried something new.

That being said, here’s a video of “Franken-keeper” working out in the offseason with a weighted sled. This is to build footspeed. He is still slow, so I fear that this exercise didn’t work for him – it’s either that or Giants Stadium’s turf turns to quicksand when he needs to move across (or within) his goal box.

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