I Hate Jon Conway » Cep-hero http://ihatejonconway.com Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World. I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan. Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:18:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Must Be a Big Goalkeeping Week? http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/09/10/must-be-a-big-goalkeeping-week/ http://ihatejonconway.com/2010/09/10/must-be-a-big-goalkeeping-week/#comments Sat, 11 Sep 2010 00:51:35 +0000 Shawn M. Smith http://ihatejonconway.com/?p=530

Sure, it’s not as COOL as Danny Cepero’s 80-yard strike, but this was pretty funny too. Great celebration by the keeper.

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Man, what a great day. Soccer by Ives just wrote the sweetest 4 words I have ever read: RBNY “waived goalkeeper Jon Conway”. I am BEYOND ecstatic that this happened at all; that it took this long is scary, but with with “Duckman’s” departure last week, as long as we don’t spend cash on any major, overpriced acquisitions (read: Khano/Rojas), we are finally headed in the correct direction. The last two-three seasons have been very difficult for this RBNY/Metro fan as my (now-)wife and I made the season ticket splurge two years ago and got to witness not only last season’s amazing playoff run, but this year’s epic collapse as well.

Yes, the chips seem down, don’t they? Who cares? 9 months ago when we launched, most people told me I was just bitter and crazy and that no one would EVER agree with me. Well, RBNY let the bum go and I kinda proved that I was right all along. While I don’t welcome the bad karma of wishing another man out of a job, I have a feeling he’ll probably con his way into another gig soon enough (and if the NJ-area player ends up in Philly and plays a role in hurting us, I will FREAK). He wasn’t the team’s only problem, but he was a big one.

I heart you, RBNY. Agoos is next.

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Last season, our precious Danny wasn’t granted his rightfully earned Goal of the Week for his 81-yard blast into the net, the first for an MLS keeper. In order to make it up to him, let’s all vote his amazing save against “The Wookie” Dan Dichio as MLS’ Save of the Week, mmm kay?


Go here and vote now, he’s currently in 2nd with 23% of the vote! (edit: as of 3:25 PM ET, Danny’s in the lead with 26% of the vote, but it’s close…keep spreading the word!)



Last Season’s Great Goal for Danny Cepero

(Update: 6/18 – 4 PM ET)


We did it! Danny’s save was Save of the Week! Nice work, Metro-Bull fans, this is one accolade the “Pink Cows” can be proud of this year!

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From the article:

Cosmo Girl: KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE?

Cepero: Absolutely necessary. [Cosmo Girl]

You go, Danny. Slip that lucky lady your golden tongue.

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Yes, Dane Richards, JPA and Woly all had goals (and thanks for those, guys!), but when it came down to crunch time and the two-time defending MLS Cup champion, Houston Dynamo, were pressing hard for an equalizing and/or goal to reduce the lead, Danny played out of his gourd. Thanks to you, Danny Cepero, I have to go book my tickets to Utah. More thoughts later. Now, we drink heavily and eat Chinese food.

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Yeah, Danny Cepero might be my favorite player at the moment (and has been in the running this entire season, despite his lack of playing time) so I really would like to see the dude win Sierra Mist’s Goal of the Week. Head over the to MLS site and vote so that this dude gets the FULL credit for his awesome performance.

Go, please, vote: Sierra Mist Goal of the Week. The picture above is him as a wee undergrad at UPenn. Who would think that that guy would grow up to be the most blogged about goalkeeper in America? Not I. Hook the dude up and vote.

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Good goal, Cep-HERO!

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How awesome? Thanks to Ethan for the IHJC sign – too funny.

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Best debut in MLS history? No question. God Bless Danny Cepero. We still have a shot at the playoffs.

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