Eff yeah, our little Danny got the call-up to the big leagues. I didn’t see any mention of Jon Conway on this list, must be that he’s a big ol’ ugly troll.

From the article:
Cosmo Girl: KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE?
Cepero: Absolutely necessary. [Cosmo Girl]
You go, Danny. Slip that lucky lady your golden tongue.
Horrible pick! There are so many other great choices they could’ve gone with (Donovan, Torres, Ronaldo) But as a girl, I can honestly tell you – Conway would never make a ‘hot soccer players’ list in my book!
Glad to hear you think that Jon Conway is an ugly beast. He may be among the league’s TALLEST players, but he’s not much on the eyes.