He Hates Me

I am sure of it. As I caught that ball on Saturday night, I know he was watching me. I could feel his douchebaggy eyes on my awesomeness and I knew, yes, this was going to be a brutal night. Jon Conway – you’re a bucket of terrible. You make me want to pull my own eyes out of my head while watching you, and that’s pretty dangerous.

Please. retire. yesterday.

<3,
IHJC

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I Hate Jon Conway - Jon Conway is the Worst Goalkeeper in Major League Soccer, possibly the World. I Hate Jon Conway features the soccer musings of a frustrated Metrostars/Red Bull New York supporter and Aston Villa fan.

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