Toronto F(u)C(k) Up My Weekend
I hate you Jon Conway. Either don’t come out or come out faster. Either play the cross or get across the goalmouth quicker. You’re such a bag of ass. I hope you retire…tomorrow.
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It’s nice to see that other people feel the same way I do. How many mistakes does Jon have to make before he gets replaces??? Why do we have freakin 4 GKs on the roster when Jon still gets played every F-in game?? His suckiness has reached a new level of comedy. Can’t wait to see what he does next weekend.
He’s terrible. I really, truly hate that ass bag. Jon Conway has no concept how to play the game. None.
Can Jon Conway lose any more games for the Red Bulls? His ineptitude in goal has recently caused the 2 loses and its time to act.. I think everyone should join Ihatejonconway.com in the fight to replace one of the biggest twats to ever be in the post..the guy is an fn nightmare to the team and is overpaid by about $107k..
Yes, he CAN lose us more games and he probably will.
You guys couldn’t carry Jon’s shoe laces in the game .. I am unbelievably insulted by this website … Truly as one of Jon’s teammates in the past … you guys should be ashamed of yourselves… and to say that you hate someone… unimpressed and completely disgusted.
Jim, relax. If Jon had any sense of humor, he’d be happy to see that anyone was talking about him. Also, I could hold Jon’s shoelaces if I wanted to, that’s a silly argument. You have no idea who I am or was, you just know Jon. If I said that “Jon couldn’t hold my keyboard” because I run a bunch of sites and he can’t even figure out how to email somebody, wouldn’t that be dumb.
Listen, he cost us 6 points in two matches last year (against NE and DC Scum, respectively) and I was annoyed. His play and confidence obviously suffered. I never thought he would buy into the idea that we hated him, I was waiting for a “ha ha, very funny” email like the other bloggers that run similar sites got.
I would love to see him succeed…just not against us. Sorry you’ve been insulted by the site but, honestly, I have done more offensive stuff in the last 31 years than to worry about that. When I heckle at games, my language is clean. I don’t throw trash or smoke bombs and I don’t get obliterated (hell, I rarely drink). I’m just interested in spreading the word about soccer in a way different than MetroFanatic or SoccerbyIves or The Original Winger, etc.